The CIA, the FBI and the LAPD are trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it . . .
The CIA goes in, they place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After 3 months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in, after 2 weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they made no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out 2 hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling :"Okay ! Okay ! I'm a rabbit ! I'm a rabbit !"

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